> Subject: Weigh Loss Program
> A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss program.
> The next day, there's a knock on the door and there stands before him a
> voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of
> Nike
> running shoes and a sign round her neck. She introduces herself as a
> representative of the weight loss company. The sign reads: "If you can
> catch me, you can have me." Without a second thought, he takes off after
> her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally catches her and
> has
> his way with her. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the
> same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted
> to
> find he has lost 10 lb. As promised.
> He then calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The
> next
> day there's a knock at the door and there stands the most
> stunning,beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is
> wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that
> reads: "If you catch me you can have me." Well, he's out the door after
> her like a shot!
> This girl is in excellent shape and it takes him a while to catch her; but
> when he does, it's definitely worth every muscle cramp and wheeze, so for
> the next four days, the same routine happens.
> Much to his delight, on the fifth day he weighs himself only to discover
> that he has lost another 20 lb. as promised.
> He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50
> pound
> program.
> "Are you sure?" asks the representative on the phone, "This is our most
> rigorous program."  "Absolutely," he replies," I haven't felt this good in
> years." The next day there's a knock at the door; and when he opens it he
> finds this
> huge, muscular, 7 ft man standing there, wearing nothing but pink running
> shoes and a sign around his neck that read: "I'm Dave. If I catch you,
> you're mine."